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Omfg. I saw someone wearing a tutu at the traveling carnival the other day. The only time I wore tutus was for dance recitals, because that was our costume. COSTUME. Not every day life clothing.
- Putting on pants.
- Not waiting for pizza to cool down.
- Not peeing before going to sleep.
- Buying pants at Old Navy.
- Sharing a burrito with my cat Pearl.
(Source: mystikspirals)
Clearly they should replace every couch from “casting couch” porno with this bed.
(Source: nickholmes)
